Family Mottos, etc

Sit vis vobiscum
May the Force be with you
Nunc Tutus Exitus Computarus
It’s Now Safe To Turn Off Your Computer
Cogito, ergo doleo
I think, therefore I am depressed
Cogito sumere potum alterum
I think I’ll have another drink
Abundant dulcibus vitiis
Nobody’s perfect
Sharpei diem
Seize the wrinkled dog
Magnus frater spectat te
Big brother is watching you
Nullum gratuitum prandium
There’s no such thing as a free lunch
Mater tua criceta fuit, et pater tuo redoluit bacarum sambucus
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries
Noli me vocare, ego te vocabo
Don’t call me, I’ll call you
Si fractum non sit, noli id reficere
If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it
Illiud Latine dici non potest
You can’t say that in Latin