Sit vis vobiscum

May the Force be with you

Nunc Tutus Exitus Computarus

It’s Now Safe To Turn Off Your Computer

Cogito, ergo doleo

I think, therefore I am depressed

Cogito sumere potum alterum

I think I’ll have another drink

Abundant dulcibus vitiis

Nobody’s perfect

Sharpei diem

Seize the wrinkled dog

Magnus frater spectat te

Big brother is watching you

Nullum gratuitum prandium

There’s no such thing as a free lunch

Mater tua criceta fuit, et pater tuo redoluit bacarum sambucus

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries

Noli me vocare, ego te vocabo

Don’t call me, I’ll call you

Si fractum non sit, noli id reficere

If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it

Illiud Latine dici non potest

You can’t say that in Latin